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<description>Welcome one and all. Pull up a chair, pour yourself a cup of tea (or coffee ...) and help yourself to the choccy bikkies (it&#x27;ll save me eating them all). The background picture is from my trip to Kingston Mills Locks last year. Enjoy! xxxx</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 02:57:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Out of the Ashes - The USS New York</title>
<description>&#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://xmascometh.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SKL3FAoKCsAAAHDwb7A1&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;img class=&#x22;alignmiddleb&#x22; src=&#x22;http://images.xmascometh.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SKL3FAoKCsAAAHDwb7A1/Out-of-the-Ashes-5.jpg?et=ubBAQBwu5iGUwzl%2C9nFVOQ&#x26;#x26;nmid=0&#x22; border=&#x22;0&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;This is from an email I recently received. I&#x2019;d no idea this particular ship was being built, let alone that they were using &#x2026;.. and I quote:&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x26;nbsp;&#x26;nbsp;&#x26;nbsp;&#x26;nbsp;&#x26;nbsp;&#x26;nbsp;&#x26;nbsp;&#x26;nbsp; &#x201C;24 tons of scrap steel from the World Trade Center.&#x201D; &#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x26;nbsp;&#x26;nbsp;&#x26;nbsp;&#x26;nbsp;&#x26;nbsp;&#x26;nbsp;&#x26;nbsp;&#x26;nbsp;&#x26;nbsp;&#x26;nbsp;&#x26;nbsp;&#x26;nbsp;&#x26;nbsp;&#x26;nbsp;&#x26;nbsp;&#x26;nbsp;&#x26;nbsp;&#x26;nbsp;&#x26;nbsp;&#x26;nbsp;&#x26;nbsp;&#x26;nbsp;&#x26;nbsp;&#x26;nbsp; How amazing is THAT!&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;It is the fifth in a new class of warship - designed for missions that include special operations against terrorists. It will carry a crew of 360 sailors and 700 combat-ready Marines to be delivered ashore by helicopters and assault craft.&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Steel from the World Trade Center was melted down in a foundry in&#x26;nbsp;Amite, LA, to cast the ship&#x27;s bow section. When it was poured into the molds on Sept 9, 2003, &#x27;those big rough steelworkers treated it with total reverence,&#x27; recalled Navy Capt. Kevin Wensing, who was there. &#x27;It was a spiritual m...</description>
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<title>That Particular Brand ....</title>
<description>&#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://xmascometh.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SI0Z@woKCsAAACKjPJ01&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;img class=&#x22;alignmiddleb&#x22; src=&#x22;http://images.xmascometh.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SI0Z@woKCsAAACKjPJ01/Heinz-Canadian-Baked-Beans-Oct-07-004.jpg?et=zXrj1yZ03NgyDARcykmDHg&#x26;#x26;nmid=0&#x22; border=&#x22;0&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;It&#x27;s quite normal to get hooked on a particular brand of foodstuff. Lots of people suffer the same problem. When we first got married and had very few pennies, his lordship used to get into a real tiz when I insisted on buying my favourite brands of stuff instead of the cheaper, dodgier kind. But I informed him that I&#x2019;d managed to last all the way through College and Uni on a student grant (&#xA3;2 a week) and remain loyal to my tastes and I had no intention of changing now. I simply went shopping by myself and bought what I needed and eventually he stopped moaning and ate what was put in front of him!&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;Even now he has his moments. Since we&#x2019;ve been out here I&#x2019;ve been unable to find my preferred brand of some items so I&#x2019;ve had to find alternatives. The toilet paper I&#x2019;ve defected to is his latest moaning point. For my entire married life, wherever we&#x2019;ve lived I&#x2019;ve bought Andrex &#x2018;toilet tissue&#x2019;. When we went out to Moscow, because of the shortages at the time it was advised that we took a 3 y...</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 01:10:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Where the Ships Climb the Mountain</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 19:51:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Twin Bananas!</title>
<description>&#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://xmascometh.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SIID2AoKCsAAABC69PU1&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;img class=&#x22;alignmiddleb&#x22; src=&#x22;http://images.xmascometh.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SIID2AoKCsAAABC69PU1/Banana-twins-July-08-003.jpg?et=UGczndu0lBGviDUh7gpyxg&#x26;#x26;nmid=0&#x22; border=&#x22;0&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;Quite a few people have written to me and asked if I would post a picture of the bananas AFTER I&#x2019;d peeled it (It seems soooo weird to say &#x2018;bananas &#x2013; plural&#x2019; when talking about &#x2018;it &#x2013; singular&#x2019;. Must be my teacher&#x2019;s brain kicking in!).&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;So here you are folks. Two perfectly formed bananas laying side by side in the one banana skin + a bit of my &#x2018;clowns head&#x2019; cereal bowl containing bran flakes and honey just sitting there waiting for the sliced banana and milk!&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;And yes, they tasted of banana (forgot who asked me that)! &#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p&#x3E; &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2008 15:24:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&#x27;Siamese&#x27; (Co-joined) Bananas!</title>
<description>&#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://xmascometh.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SIDfzwoKCsAAACiSDEc1&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;img class=&#x22;alignmiddleb&#x22; src=&#x22;http://images.xmascometh.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SIDfzwoKCsAAACiSDEc1/Siamese-Bananas-July-08-002.jpg?et=szl7pNQungUhpflzkRuh6w&#x26;#x26;nmid=0&#x22; border=&#x22;0&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;For more years than I care to remember I&#x2019;ve had the same thing for breakfast pretty much every single day! Am I a creature of habit? Probably. But I think I could be better described as a creature of &#x2018;Anything for an easy life!&#x2019; &#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;I&#x2019;m not a &#x2018;morning person&#x2019; at all, and until I&#x2019;ve had my morning walk and shower I really appreciate not being talked to, asked questions of, or given &#x2018;choices&#x2019;! So when his lordship is home and decides to make a bacon sandwich &#x2013; that&#x2019;s fine. Just so long as he doesn&#x2019;t ask me IF I want a bacon sandwich. Crazy I know!&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;My &#x2018;standard&#x2019; breakfast is Kellogg&#x2019;s Bran Flakes served with honey, sliced banana and LOTS of milk. Just as a matter of interest, after all these years eating Kellogg&#x2019;s stuff I had to go downstairs and check on the spelling!! I&#x2019;ve picked out Kellogg&#x2019;s boxes from supermarket shelves all over the world &#x2013; and not realised there were 2 &#x2018;G&#x2019;s in his name! Fancy that! &#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;Anyway, where was I? Oh yes, breakfast. I then have some sort of...</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:25:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Mountie Heaven!!!</title>
<description>&#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://xmascometh.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SH4iqwoKCsAAAEirdRc1&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;img class=&#x22;alignmiddleb&#x22; src=&#x22;http://images.xmascometh.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SH4iqwoKCsAAAEirdRc1/RCMP-Sunset-Ceremony-27th-June-08-022.jpg?et=orOjzWr%2CK8pUkYiBlU0img&#x26;#x26;nmid=0&#x22; border=&#x22;0&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;His lordship arrived home early the other night (which doesn&#x2019;t happen very often!) to take me on a surprise trip to see the RCMP Sunset Ceremony. That&#x2019;s the Royal Canadian Military Police, or Mounties! Heaven! &#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;He drives past their &#x2018;training ground&#x2019; on his way into work and just happened to notice there was something &#x2018;special&#x2019; going on (I think it was all the big tents, flags and in particular, the whacking great bandstand that gave it away). So once he got to work he checked it out on the web and found that the Sunset Ceremony was taking place that weekend. Apparently the display only takes place once a year, then they take it out on the road &#x2013; or &#x2018;rails&#x2019; depending on how far they&#x2019;re going! They load the horses into their very own train carriages, and if you&#x2019;ve ever seen &#x2018;Due South&#x2019; with Paul Gross as the Mountie who&#x2019;s gone down to Chicago and ends up staying there helping out the police, there&#x2019;s an episode which uses the actual train WITH the real mounties all charging out o...</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:17:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Piece of String</title>
<description>&#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;img class=&#x22;alignmiddleb&#x22; src=&#x22;http://images.xmascometh.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SFZ77goKCsAAAGWpDWs1/A91AHMXCAV62RWACAHTZRB4CAMO4LEJCAXLCLG4CA2T3IWGCAP55WM6CAKXHQ1ECAUMRQVNCA682P7HCA923W5TCANKZFD3CAUYH?et=Eh7i76QHlmHxFEKIyDGw0w&#x26;#x26;nmid=0&#x22; border=&#x22;0&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; &#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;em&#x3E;This may take some following! I originally wrote it as a comment for someone&#x27;s blog and having read it (and given it a bit of an &#x27;edit&#x27; in an effort to make it easier to understand!), I thought it might be of interest to those whose &#x27;bad days&#x27; seem to go on forever!&#x3C;/em&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; &#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;em&#x3E;&#x3C;/em&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; &#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;em&#x3E;&#x3C;/em&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; &#x22;&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; &#x22;&#x3E;I remember long ago when I was having a particularly bad time at Uni, one of my friends, who was probably fed up with listening to my constant moaning, came up to me with a piece of string that was about 2 feet long. Instead of wrapping it tightly round my neck, he took hold of each end and stretched it out in front of me.&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x22;Val&#x22; he said, &#x22;This is your life......&#x22; &#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Then he edged his fingers from the very ends of the string towards the middle until they were almost touching. Perhaps a half inch of the string was visible still stretched out. The rest was dangling. He raised the taut bit of string up for me to inspect.&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x22;And this is your life right now. This is &#x2018;Today&#x2019;!&#x22; &#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; &#x22;&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; &#x22;&#x3E;He hitched his fingers along to...</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 15:04:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<description>&#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;img class=&#x22;alignmiddleb&#x22; src=&#x22;http://images.xmascometh.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SFF6egoKCsAAAFcMKnk1/Gold%20Teeth.jpg?et=y0WmiJWUIy5QG6mA7zJUjg&#x26;#x26;nmid=0&#x22; border=&#x22;0&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; &#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;Going to the dentist was a unique experience! Because she: &#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; &#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; &#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;a) Didn&#x2019;t know me, &#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; &#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;b) Didn&#x2019;t believe what I&#x2019;d written about the amount of anesthetic I needed to kill ALL pain, and&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; &#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; &#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;c) Thought I was joking about being a complete wimp where pain is concerned.&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; &#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; &#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;So instead of giving me enough of the stuff to knock out a horse, she opted for the &#x27;less is more&#x27; method! BIG mistake!&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; &#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; &#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;Shortly after the first injection she pinched my lip and asked if I could feel it. OUCH! Yes! And I could feel the entire area around that part of my mouth. In fact, the only thing that WAS tingling was the back of my throat where I&#x27;d swallowed the gel she used to deaden the effect of the needle! So did she give me a second dose? No! She gave it, &#x22;Another 5 minutes for the medication to take effect.&#x22; What effect does that have? The tingling at the back of my throat wears off! Brilliant!&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; &#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; &#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;So she gives in and injects a bit more. Result &#x2013; slightly numb jaw and tingling lip. Off she goes, drilling away. Yo...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 20:01:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>First Trip to the Dentist!</title>
<description>&#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;img class=&#x22;alignmiddleb&#x22; src=&#x22;http://images.xmascometh.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SDtWFwoKCsAAAApWe@E1/Dracula.jpg?et=3pWopS0W9aSwreA5gIbPfg&#x26;#x26;nmid=0&#x22; border=&#x22;0&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; &#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;Okay people &#x2026;. After two years out here in Canada, I&#x2019;ve at last plucked up the courage to find myself a dentist. I have to admit it took a filling to drop out of one tooth and another to fall apart to give me that extra &#x2018;shove&#x2019; in the right direction, but I&#x2019;ve been for the initial appointment and have the bill to prove it!&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; &#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; &#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;As soon as I got home, I emailed his lordship (who was mid flight between somewhere in the Yukon and Vancouver, or Vancouver and Montreal. You can&#x2019;t say he doesn&#x2019;t get around much!) to let him know why his bank statement is going to be &#x2018;rather low&#x2019; in a couple of weeks! And when I read it over just before I sent it, I thought, &#x201C;You know? I reckon my avid readers would enjoy this JUST as much as his lordship!&#x201D; In fact, I think you&#x2019;ll enjoy it more than him (and learn a lot more about my smile at the same time!).&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; &#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; &#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;Here goes:&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; &#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; &#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font size=&#x22;3&#x22;&#x3E;&#x201C;What a performance!!!!&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Ye gods! An hour in the chair - and that was just having my teeth minutely cleaned and polished ...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2008 00:31:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Cat</title>
<description>&#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://xmascometh.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SDnEnwoKCsAAAD6VH601&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;img class=&#x22;alignmiddleb&#x22; src=&#x22;http://images.xmascometh.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SDnEnwoKCsAAAD6VH601/Nelson%202.jpg?et=luESeuppJhY2AUE69d%2CkNw&#x26;#x26;nmid=0&#x22; border=&#x22;0&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; &#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;Every morning (unless it&#x2019;s raining, or particularly windy, or freezing cold, or boiling hot, or foggy, or if I sleep in, or if I&#x2019;m ill &#x2026;.), I think I&#x2019;ll start again.&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; &#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; &#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;b style=&#x22;mso-bidi-font-weight: normal; &#x22;&#x3E;MOST&#x3C;/b&#x3E; mornings around 7 o&#x2019;clock, I get up and go for a 40ish minute walk around the neighbourhood. It&#x2019;s lovely at that time of day. The sun is up, but not too hot, there&#x2019;s usually a soft breeze to keep you cool and there&#x2019;s hardly any traffic on the roads. &#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; &#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; &#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;The only people you come across at that time in morning are the dog walkers complete with their super, duper, pooper-scoopers (plastic bags!); other walkers like me (but generally fitter!); and those crazy &#x2018;joggers&#x2019; who you can hear pounding down the pavement behind you for miles before they &#x2018;wheeze&#x2019; past, dripping sweat in their wake and spitting into the grass by the side of the path. &#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; &#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p class=&#x22;MsoNormal&#x22; style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; &#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;The Red Cardinals are &#x2018;birdie, birdie, birdie&#x2019;ing&#x2019; from high in the tree tops while the North American Robins (whacking great things the size of your average British...</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 25 May 2008 20:02:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Mitchy&#x27;s Fototastic Challenge 3</title>
<description>&#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x3C;STRONG&#x3E;&#x3C;FONT color=#ff0000 size=5&#x3E;Food Glorious Food&#x3C;/FONT&#x3E;&#x3C;/STRONG&#x3E;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x3C;FONT size=3&#x3E;I don&#x27;t normally do these Photo challenges, but the title of this one was just too inviting!&#x3C;/FONT&#x3E;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x3C;FONT size=3&#x3E;My entry is the photograph I took of the &#x27;food&#x27; (and I use the word VERY loosely) my sons cremated on our little barbecue back in the UK. Anyone who believes the myth that ALL&#x26;nbsp;men can&#x26;nbsp;cook food on a barbecue, beware! They can&#x27;t!&#x3C;/FONT&#x3E;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x3C;FONT size=3&#x3E;I think the evidence speaks for itself......&#x3C;/FONT&#x3E;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x3C;FONT size=3&#x3E;&#x3C;/FONT&#x3E;&#x3C;IMG class=alignmiddleb src=&#x22;http://images.xmascometh.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SDBCdwoKCsAAACBJgCo1/Boys%20Barbeque%20011.jpg?et=gzsko3ClwOL1J%2C1RtQs5eg&#x26;amp;nmid=&#x22; border=0&#x3E;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x3C;FONT size=3&#x3E;The photo I&#x27;d LOVE to put up but daren&#x27;t because they&#x27;d never speak to me again, is the one of my sons (taking by clandestine means), in the act of &#x27;cooking&#x27; the above..... One is playing &#x27;keepy-uppy&#x27; with a soccer ball, and the other is sitting reading the newspaper, both totally oblivious to the flames pouring out of the charcoal fired barbi!!!! &#x3C;/FONT&#x3E;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x3C;FONT size=3&#x3E;What makes this photo all the more poignant, is the fact that at the time, both boys were working summer jobs as CHEFS at a sea-side restaurant! &#x3C;/FONT&#x3E;&#x3C;FONT size=3&#x3E;Needless to say, they both decided that cooking was not to be their&#x26;nbsp;eventual profession!&#x3C;/FONT&#x3E;&#x3C;/P&#x3E;</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 15:02:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Prison. Arizona Style!</title>
<description>&#x3C;A href=&#x22;http://xmascometh.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SCM7YgoKCsAAAH45Y0Y1&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;IMG class=alignmiddleb src=&#x22;http://images.xmascometh.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SCM7YgoKCsAAAH45Y0Y1/tents.jpg?et=GF4gDwYIeMTTreo8gl8yLg&#x26;amp;nmid=&#x22; border=0&#x3E;&#x3C;/A&#x3E; &#x3C;P class=MsoNormal style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;FONT face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;This email landed on my machine today and when I did a bit of research on Sheriff Arpaio, I found this particular email has been doing the rounds since 2003! I still thought it was worth reproducing, and I&#x2019;ve added a couple of paragraphs at the bottom with information of what the good Sheriff has been up to more recently.&#x3C;/FONT&#x3E;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P class=MsoNormal style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;FONT face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/FONT&#x3E;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P class=MsoNormal style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;FONT face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;Enjoy! This man is truly my hero! &#x3C;/FONT&#x3E;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P class=MsoNormal style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;FONT face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/FONT&#x3E;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P class=MsoNormal style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;FONT face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;&#x201C;TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO, HE IS THE MARICOPA COUNTY SHERIFF ( ARIZONA ) AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER AGAIN.&#x3C;BR&#x3E;&#x3C;BR&#x3E;These are some of the reasons why: &#x3C;BR&#x3E;&#x3C;BR&#x3E;Sheriff Joe Arpaio created the &#x22;tent city jail&#x22; to save Arizona from&#x3C;BR&#x3E;spending tens of million of dollars on another expensive prison complex.&#x3C;BR style=&#x22;mso-special-character: line-break&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;BR style=&#x22;mso-special-character: line-break&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;/FONT&#x3E;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P class=MsoNormal style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;FONT face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for&#x3C;BR&#x3E;them.&#x3C;BR&#x3E;&#x3C;BR&#x3E;He banned smoking and &#x27;rude&#x27; magazines in the jails, took away their&#x3C;BR&#x3E;weightlifting equipment and cut off all but &#x22;G&#x22; movies. He says: &#x22;they&#x27;re &#x3C;BR&#x3E;in jail to pay a debt to society not to build muscles so they can assault&#x3C;BR&#x3E;innocent people ...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 8 May 2008 17:43:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Tree Guys</title>
<description>&#x3C;P class=MsoNormal style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;FONT face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;A href=&#x22;http://xmascometh.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SBuCeQoKCsAAAH7Ma5g1&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;IMG class=alignmiddleb src=&#x22;http://images.xmascometh.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SBuCeQoKCsAAAH7Ma5g1/Sorting%20out%20the%20trees%20-%20pinning%20the%20maple%20%20%20May%201st%2008%20003.jpg?et=WWpNDxft6AHb0MurJwFqYw&#x26;amp;nmid=&#x22; border=0&#x3E;&#x3C;/A&#x3E;We&#x2019;ve been in this house just over a year and last year I did nothing to the garden because I wanted to see what it already had to offer. As far as the grass was concerned &#x2013; not a lot, especially out in the back garden. His lordship did try to nudge it into a state of &#x2018;green-ness&#x2019;, but it didn&#x2019;t really want to play along and despite all his efforts, remained looking more like the surface of a playing field. So this year, we decided to bring in the &#x2018;professionals&#x2019; and see if they could make it look any better (well, let&#x2019;s face it, it can&#x2019;t really look any worse!).&#x3C;/FONT&#x3E;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P class=MsoNormal style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;FONT face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/FONT&#x3E;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P class=MsoNormal style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;FONT face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;Yesterday, I had an unannounced first visit from the &#x2018;Green Space&#x2019; garden people, who proceeded to shower my &#x27;grass&#x27; (and I use the word &#x2018;grass&#x2019; VERY loosely) with white pellets which they warned me NOT TO WALK ON. They didn&#x2019;t tell me why and I didn&#x2019;t ask. Maybe my feet will fall off. I&#x2019;m not into walking on mud, so as far as I was concerned their instructions would be very easy to follow. What I didn&#x2019;t take into accoun...</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 2 May 2008 21:07:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Joy of Having Sons</title>
<description>&#x3C;P class=MsoNormal style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;FONT face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;A href=&#x22;http://xmascometh.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SBt2vQoKCsAAAE1x8So1&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;IMG class=alignmiddleb src=&#x22;http://images.xmascometh.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SBt2vQoKCsAAAE1x8So1/Petrie%20Island%20Aug%2007%20018.jpg?et=Mm8eVdU4GbUmtAWuittOZQ&#x26;amp;nmid=&#x22; border=0&#x3E;&#x3C;/A&#x3E;&#x3C;/FONT&#x3E;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P class=MsoNormal style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;FONT face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;/FONT&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P class=MsoNormal style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;FONT face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;Another email &#x2026;. I&#x2019;ve read this one before, but it still made me howl with laughter. So I thought I&#x2019;d share it with you lot!&#x3C;/FONT&#x3E;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P class=MsoNormal style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt&#x22;&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P class=MsoNormal style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt&#x22;&#x3E;You find out interesting things when you have sons, like:- &#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P class=MsoNormal style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;BR&#x3E;1. &#x26;nbsp; &#x26;nbsp; &#x26;nbsp; &#x26;nbsp; &#x26;nbsp;A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 200 m&#x3C;SUP&#x3E;2&#x3C;/SUP&#x3E; house to a depth of 10 cm. &#x3C;BR&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;BR&#x3E;2. &#x26;nbsp; &#x26;nbsp; &#x26;nbsp; &#x26;nbsp; &#x26;nbsp;If you spray hair spray on dust balls and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. &#x3C;BR&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;BR&#x3E;3. &#x26;nbsp; &#x26;nbsp; &#x26;nbsp; &#x26;nbsp; &#x26;nbsp;A 3-year old Boy&#x27;s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. &#x3C;BR&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;BR&#x3E;4. &#x26;nbsp; &#x26;nbsp; &#x26;nbsp; &#x26;nbsp; &#x26;nbsp;If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 20 Kg boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 6m x 6m room. &#x3C;BR&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;BR&#x3E;5. &#x26;nbsp; &#x26;nbsp; &#x26;nbsp; &#x26;nbsp; &#x26;nbsp;You should not throw cricket balls up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling f...</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 2 May 2008 20:17:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How to make babies happy</title>
<description>How about this for a happy family! I would just love to know what the dad does to make everyone laugh so much. It&#x27;s definitely in the &#x27;Ahhhhhh&#x27; (sigh!) category. Enjoy. xxxx  </description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 22:17:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Britain is .... Repossessing the USA</title>
<description>&#x3C;P class=MsoNormal style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;FONT face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;A Message from John Cleese to the citizens of the United States of America:&#x3C;BR&#x3E;&#x3C;BR&#x3E;&#x3C;BR&#x3E;[Put your &#x2018;JOHN CLEESE&#x2019; voice on]:&#x3C;BR&#x3E;&#x3C;BR&#x3E;In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas, which she does not fancy). Your new prime minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a governor for America without the need for further elections.&#x3C;BR&#x3E;&#x3C;BR&#x3E;Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.&#x3C;BR&#x3E;&#x3C;BR&#x3E;To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:&#x3C;BR&#x3E;&#x3C;BR&#x3E;&#x3C;BR&#x3E;&#x3C;BR&#x3E;&#x3C;BR&#x3E;1. You should look up &#x27;revocation&#x27; in the Oxford English Dictionary.&#x3C;BR&#x3E;Then look up aluminium, and check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have ...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:36:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I want to BUY a gas fire!</title>
<description>&#x3C;P class=MsoNormal style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; tab-stops: 333.0pt&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;FONT face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;A href=&#x22;http://xmascometh.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SBXwigoKCsAAABZRNhM1&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;IMG class=alignmiddleb src=&#x22;http://images.xmascometh.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SBXwigoKCsAAABZRNhM1/The%20gas%20fire%20001.jpg?et=vZ%2Bq93JxCDl%2BVeldM4ZD7w&#x26;amp;nmid=&#x22; border=0&#x3E;&#x3C;/A&#x3E;&#x3C;/FONT&#x3E;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P class=MsoNormal style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; tab-stops: 333.0pt&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;FONT face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;/FONT&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P class=MsoNormal style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; tab-stops: 333.0pt&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;FONT face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;I didn&#x2019;t realise the problem I would have getting a new gas fire! I don&#x2019;t want anything fancy, just a gas fire that I can turn on and it works without blowing the house up, and turn off and it stops working. &#x3C;/FONT&#x3E;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P class=MsoNormal style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; tab-stops: 333.0pt&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;FONT face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/FONT&#x3E;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P class=MsoNormal style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; tab-stops: 333.0pt&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;FONT face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;The one we have at present is an absolute death trap. It&#x2019;s a couple of fire-proof logs on a grate with a gas pipe running beneath them. When it&#x2019;s lit I&#x2019;m assuming that it&#x2019;s supposed to give the illusion of gentle flames fluttering around the logs. I&#x2019;m also assuming that it&#x2019;s supposed to fill the room with an atmosphere of pure warmth and gentle calm.&#x3C;/FONT&#x3E;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P class=MsoNormal style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; tab-stops: 333.0pt&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;FONT face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/FONT&#x3E;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P class=MsoNormal style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; tab-stops: 333.0pt&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;FONT face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;Nothing could be further from the truth. For a start, to turn the thing on you have to turn and push the control button. This seems easy enough until you find that it is so sensibly situated &#x2026;.. underneath the grate. Actually, that isn&#x2019;t so much of a problem when you&#x2019;re turning it on, because there are no flames or heat to contend with. But I&#x2019;m getting ahead of myself.&#x3C;/FONT&#x3E;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P class=MsoNormal style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; tab-stops: 333.0pt&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;FONT face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/FONT&#x3E;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P class=MsoNormal style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; tab-stops: 333.0pt&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;FONT face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;This wonderful control has 2 settings...</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 15:44:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Paddling at the Niagara Falls can Endanger your Life!</title>
<description>Take a look at this! How can anybody be so stupid! And I&#x27;m not only talking about the bloke in the water, I&#x27;m talking about the helicopter pilot!!!!!! Durrrrrrr!    &#x3C;A href=&#x22;http://www.glumbert.com/media/niagara&#x22;&#x3E;glumbert - Firefighters save man from Niagara Falls&#x3C;/A&#x3E;</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:04:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sorting the Trees Out</title>
<description> &#x3C;P class=MsoNormal style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;FONT face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;Spring has reached my garden so fast that I&#x2019;m reluctant to close my eyes for a moment in case I miss it. The buds are turning the bare tree branches a beautiful shade of green, and from the very first moment the snow began to recede from the garden, the green tips of spring flowers started to appear from the snow mould covered ground. They are literally bursting forth with the speed of time lapse photography &#x2013; but for real!&#x3C;/FONT&#x3E;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P class=MsoNormal style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;FONT face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/FONT&#x3E;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P class=MsoNormal style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;FONT face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;The weather clock seems to have missed the &#x2018;spring&#x2019; setting completely because we&#x2019;ve gone from &#x2013; 17C on one day, directly to +33C the next! This has caused havoc with the spring bulbs I planted last October. They are in such a rush to get themselves above ground before they wither and die in the heat, that one minute they&#x2019;re in tight bud and the next&#x26;nbsp;moment they&#x2019;re in full bloom. I&#x2019;m talking of course of the bulbs that survived being dug up and eaten by the squirrels!&#x3C;/FONT&#x3E;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P class=MsoNormal style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;FONT face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/FONT&#x3E;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P class=MsoNormal style=&#x22;MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;FONT face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22;&#x3E;Because of the wonders of modern technology, I can state with accuracy that I t...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:15:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Spring has Sprung - At Last!</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 19 Apr 2008 15:38:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Yet More Shovelling</title>
<description>He&#x27;s suffering withdrawal symptoms now the snow&#x27;s stopped falling, so he&#x27;s had to resort to slinging the snow ONTO the parts of the garden that are no longer covered!!!

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<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 16:46:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Spring squirrel chase. April 08</title>
<description>The little grey squirrel is happily &#x27;squirting&#x27; his way along the base of my garden fence, and past 4 black squirrels sitting up in the surrounding trees .....</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 5 Apr 2008 19:08:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Red Cardinal</title>
<description>He was singing away in the tree outside my bedroom window and I managed to get a few shots of him. I love his &#x27;birdie, birdie, birdie, birdie&#x27; song, it&#x27;s so cheerful.

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<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:34:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Red Cardinal thinks spring is in the air! 13th March 08</title>
<description>He was singing away on the tree outside my bedroom window. I love his &#x27;birdie, birdie, birdie. birdie&#x27;</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:22:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Squirrel making a nest - The return journey February 2008</title>
<description>One of his many trips back to the nest. He&#x27;s just rearranging the collection of twigs and bark in his mouth ... and stopping to &#x27;mark his territory&#x27;! The trip after this one, he slipped off the fence, and of course I didn&#x27;t have the camera</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 13:54:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Squirrel making a nest February 2008</title>
<description>This little chap was making the most of the sudden &#x27;heat wave&#x27; (4C). We&#x27;d just had a massive Ice Rain storm followed by rain and eventually a couple of hours of mild weather. As the wind started picking up again, his trips to strip bark off the neighbours trees became more and more frantic.</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 13:47:26 -0000</pubDate>
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